joke time

 Sonia Gandhi with the Queen of England.

  Sonia - "Your Majesty, now that I am also a Queen... of the Gandhi-Nehru dynasty in India...
    are there... any tips you can give to me to stay in power?"

  ‎"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

  Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?"

  The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

  "The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David - would you come in here, please ?"

 David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

  The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David, your mother and father have a child.

 It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is  it?"

  Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma’am."

  " Very good ! Thank you , David - that will be all!" said the Queen. Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said “See?”.

  Sonia went back to India and called Manmohan Singh and asked "Manmohanji, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
  child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

  "I'm not sure," said Manmohan. "Let me get back to you on that one..."

  Manmohan went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.

  Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, “Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
           and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

  Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"

  Manmohan said, "Thanks!" Then, he phoned Sonia. " Madam , I did some thinking and I have the  answer to that riddle.

   It's Narendra Modi !!!"

  Sonia slapped her head and shouted ,

 "No! No! You idiot!  It's David Cameron!"