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Tuesday 29 May 2012

Well done at Talk Show --Meri Baat

All the students of 10th 11th and 12th have performed really well at the television show .
You shall receive your certificates of participation after summer break .
congratulations
Keep in touch 

Monday 28 May 2012

                                      Good luck

All the participants of the Talk show must report at Doordarshan Bhawan  Copernicus Marg sharp 3pm on 29th may i.e. Tuesday in civil dress .You all must read the topic  ---Tobacco & Interference of tobacco industr

Sunday 27 May 2012

This is really a hilarious one ....



  

   During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile,
     Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds
and in less than 5 seconds Soviet  counter-missiles would be on their way.
   This was their scenario................. 
         But if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. 
        The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. 
     They don't need any permission from their government, and
   promptly order the countdowns.
     Indian technology is highly advanced.
     In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.         But they need permission from the Government of India.         They submit their request to the Indian President. The President 
   forwards it to the Cabinet.
      The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, b
 ut due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. 
        The President asks for a quick decision. 

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a relaunch are still on. 
       Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. 
     The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.      As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, 
   a caretaker government is installed. 
        The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile.         But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand.      A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission.           The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says       the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the 
 emergency facing the nation.     Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off,

but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building at 11.00AM.
       Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early.       In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in the flight.         The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA. 
         The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.     This time all the parties agree.        Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as
preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.      Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.       
From the US endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible". 
         On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.
      Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fish.  
         A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.       Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination: Russia. 
       Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.  
        The missile hits the target and creates havoc.        Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has 
 happened and  sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
        Thus India never gets to launch the missile.         Pakistan never gets it right.
   

And
  

    we live happily ever after

  


Saturday 26 May 2012

Numero Ono's Special - The Great Arabic Angle Theory

Subject:ORIGIN OF NUMBERS ONE TO NINE

Dear friends,

Good morning. Do you know why numbers look like they do ? Someone, at
some point in time, had to create their shapes and meaning. Watch this
pictorial representation and then you will know how our Arabic numbers were
originally created a very long time ago and what logic the people that
created them used to determine their shapes. It is really very simple
and quite creative! You have to admire the intelligence of a person or
people that created something so simple and perfect, yet has lasted
for thousands and thousands of years and will probably never change.
When the presentation gets to the number "seven" you will notice that
the 7 has a line through the middle of it. That was the way the Arabic
7 was originally written, and in Europe and certain other areas they
still write the 7 that way.  Also, in the military, they commonly
write it that way. The nine has a kind of curly tail that has been
reduced, for the most part nowadays, to a simple curve, but the logic
involved still applies.


Arabic Number Origin

The word ANGLE = ANGEL, or the suggestion of a spiritual entity. The Angle/Angels/Spirit of the luciferian Mindset has manifested itself with the onset of the Thought Process which was initiated by exercising the EGO within the Eternal Paradise State. The chart below shows how this Thought Process was constructed with the implementation of Angles/Angels, that would be built upon and perpetuated, and ultimately establishing our 3 dimensional illusory plane which in turn is the Trance State.

Whenever partially overlapping circles, or zeros, which have NO ANGELS, but consists of the whole FAMILY of ANGELS, or whenever multiple angles are observed in the 3D plane, the subliminal attached to the number of angles suggests something, and implants something, to further establish the believability of the 3 dimensional illusory Trance State.


Angles Are Angels!
Sacred Geometry of the Great Architect of the Universe.

It should be noted that the word English, literally means, Angel-man. The word ANGEL is, in turn, derived from the word ANGLE. This is an extremely strong point to realize, as the whole power of the hypnotic trance working through the illusory body of humanity is based on the sacred geometry and the angles, or angels used, to develop the religious and scientific 3 dimensional space we exist in. There is actually no such thing as a spirit entity or an angel. The spirits that do appear to people from time to time, are only illusions, even as we, the physical person, are simply illusions. These illusions are actually there in a fake 3D sense, but they’re not spirit entities, other than that they’re illusory THOUGHT PATTERNS creating an IMAGE. They’re just hypnotic based manipulations of light, luciferian thought forms. There are only subliminal hypnotic suggestions, combined with geometric based formulas, incantations, chants, hymns, meditations, etc. Through this exercise, what is conjured up, is the illusion of a spirit, or magic. This is the basis of kabbalism, the Tree of Life, or, in more clear terms, HYPNOTIC MIND CONTROL.

The atom symbol is so completely symmetrical and geometric in its construction, that everything as pertaining to 3D manipulation, has to include, and cannot appear as 3 dimensional, unless it portrays geometry and symmetry to function and have an effect.




Thursday 24 May 2012

Congrats for an outstanding 10th board result

10th B 2011-2012batch Well done!



Today I am really very delighted to understand that all my
class students have come out with flying colors .
Congratulations


Tuesday 22 May 2012

just laugh a bit.....


An Ambitious MLA Phones The Chief Ministers 
Residence Later After Midnight.
The CM's Personal Assistant Answered The Call.
I Need To Talk Urgently With The CM..It's A Matter 
Of Emergency Explained The MLA
After Much Cajoling The CM's Personal Assistant 
Agreed To Wake Up The CM.
So What Is So Important That It Could Not Wait
 Until Morning..Grumbled The Sleepy CM
The Home Minister Just Died..Explained The MLA 
And I Would Like To Take His Place
Begged The MLA.
Well..It's Okay With Me Agreed The CM..If It's Okay
 With The Crematorium..You May
Very Well Go Ahead And Take His Place Instead..!



Jailer To Ajmal Kasab  :  

You Are So Happy Today?

Kasab : I'm Not Indian, I Hate India,


I Killed Indians But I'm Very Safe In India.

Journalist To Anna Hazare : 


You Are So Sad Today?

Anna :  I'm Indian, I Love My India 

And Indians, But Feel Unsafe...
I'm Not Sure When I Will Be Killed





God Decided To Encourage People 
To Have Fewer Children So Every One had
Adequate Of Everything On Earth To Enjoy..
So He Introduced An Award Scheme…
During The Procedure At One Point, 
He Concentrated On Learning About The

Situation In India....

He First Met Jawaharlal Nehru In Heaven,

 And Asked Him How Many Children He
Had During His Time On Earth.

Nehru Replied… Only One!

Happy With The Relatively Good

 Family Planning Adopted,

God Awarded Nehru With A Celestial Rolls Royce!


Indira Gandhi Was Next, And 

God Asked The Same Question.
She Replied She Had Two Children.
God Thought, Not Too Bad,

 So He Gave Her A BMW.


Dr. Radhakrishnan 

Was Next In Line.
God Was Not Pleased To Hear That He Had
 Six Children, And Gave Him A Morris-8
As A Kind Punishment…



Sometime Later.....
The Three (Nehru, Indira And
 Radhakrishnan) Going Around In

Their New Cars, Saw Mahatma Gandhi On Foot !!!

Wondering What Went Wrong...?
They Asked Why God Hadn't 

Been Merciful With Him…

The Mahatma Replied In Disgust,


 "God Did Not Even Ask Me !!!....

Some Idiots Had Told Him That

 I'm The Father Of The Nation !







Last Month A World-Wide

 Survey Was Conducted By The UN.

The Only Question Asked Was...
"Could You Please Give Your Honest Opinion About 

Solutions To The Food Shortage In The Rest Of The world ?" 

The Survey Was A Massive Failure 

Because Of The Following:
In The Indian Subcontinent They Didn't 

Know What "Honest"Meant. 


In Western Europe They Didn't 



Know What "Shotrage"Meant. 


In Africa They Didn't Know


 What  "Food" Meant. 


In China They Didn't Know


 What  "Opinion" Meant.


In The Middle East They Didn't Know


 What "Solution" meant. 


In South America They Didn't Know


 What "Please" Meant. 


In The USA They Didn't  Know

 What "The Rest Of The World"meant.

(¨`·.·´¨)....Always

     `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)....Keep
          (¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´...... Smiling
(¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨)

`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´

`·.¸.·«*:·.






Tuesday 15 May 2012

Anti tobacco campaign---Advocacy policies

WORKSHOP ON TOBACCO CONTROLTHEME___ INTERFERENCE OF TOBACCO INDUSTRY CLASSES--- 9TH -11TH VENUE  ---MULTI  MEDIA  LAB---1

     

           

Students engrossed in developing strategies to shun tobacco tragedy


Presentation about the harmful effects of tobacco


 






Interaction about the plan of action to curb this menace


 

Discussion about the latest theme of tobacco control -"-Interference of tobacco industry"

Monday 14 May 2012

Anti tobacco campaign

Notice     ( anti tobacco campaign)

tomorrow at 12 noon there is a presentation for the antitobacco squad of the school to learn more about latest theme of tobacco control (2012-2013) and collect the worksheets for the same .

Theme -"-Interfence of tobacco industry " venue---multi media room 1

Thursday 10 May 2012

School Celebrates Environment Day

Humble efforts towards a great cause

The school witnessed  the most genuine and sincere efforts of students of allmost all the classes .The aesthetics of Rangoli from class 12th ,the environment newspaper from class 11th , the sustainable development CD from class 10th , the  intricate collage from class 9th ,the real life projects and street plays from rest of the classes left no stone unturned to shake the inner core of one and all in and around the school to contribute their share towards this noble and urgent cause .
HATS OFF TO OUR SCHOOL  

School's anti Tobacco Campaign



  Soon there is an orientation  about the action plan of the latest theme of tobacco control for year 2012-2013 ie
"Interference of tobacco industry ".The interested students may contact me for the same.

Congratulations for the Highest Award



Another feather on DAV 'S cap!!!!

 


Hard work always pays

 

Monday 7 May 2012

Regarding holidays assignments

All the 9th class students are advised to go through the holidays' assignments and discuss if you come across any difficulty .Moreover during your break you must go through the current science news in the newspaper and find out the latest developments / research articles appearing in the newspapers and paste some relevant cuttings in the notebook.
Tress passers will be dissolved !!!(ha ha ha....... )

Saturday 5 May 2012

Holidays' assignments for 9th

Enjoy while you work


 

Holidays’ Home Work 
                                       Class –9th                                             Subject ----
Biology 
Q1   Which one of the following can be made into crystals?
(a)    A bacterium
(b)   An Amoeba
(c)    A Virus
(d)   A sperm
Q2   Chromosomes are made up of
(a)    DNA
(b)   Protein
(c)    DNA and protein
(d)   RNA
Q3   Plasmolysis in plant cell is defined as
(a)     Break down of plasma membrane in hypotonic solution
(b)   Shrinkage of cytoplasm in hypertonic solution
(c)    Shrinkage of nucleoplasm
(d)   Swelling of plant cell in hypotonic solution
Q4  Which of the following are covered by a single membrane?
(a)    Mitochondria
(b)   Vacuole
(c)    Nucleus
(d)   Plastid
Q5 Which cell organelle plays important role in detoxifying many poisons and drugs in a cell
(a)Golgi apparatus
(b) endoplasmic reticulum
(c)plasma membrane
(d)mitochondria

Q6 The undefined region of prokaryotic cell is known as
(a)    Nucleus
(b)   Nucleoid
(c)    Nucleic acid
(d)   Nucleolus
Q7  The cell organelle involved in forming complex sugars from  simple sugars are
(a)endoplasmic reticulum
(b)  ribosomes
(c) plastids
(d) golgi apparatus
Q8 Which of the following is not the function of vacuole?
(a)Storage
(b)providing turgidity to the cell
(c) Waste excretion
(d) Locomotion
Q9 Amoeba acquires food by
(a)Exocytosis
(b)endocytosis
(c) plasmolysis
(d) exocytosis and endocytosis both
Q10 The cell wall of which one of the following is not made up of cellulose?
(a)Bacteria
(b)Hydrilla
(c) Mango tree
(d) Cactus
      Short answers
Q1   Why are lysosomes known as suicidal bags of the cell?
Q2  Why is endocytosis found only in animals only?
Q3 Why do plant cells possess large sized vacuole?
Q4 How is a bacterial cell different from onion peel?
Q5 Name any cell organelle which is non membranous.
Diagrams
Draw labeled diagrams of :
--Animal cell
--Prokaryotic cell
High order thinking questions
Q1 Why does the skin of your finger shrink when you wash clothes for a long time?
Q2 A person takes concentrated solution of salt ,after sometime ,he starts vomiting .What is the phenomenon responsible for such a situation ?Explain.
Q3 In brief state what happens when
(a)    Dry apricots are left for sometime in pure water and later transferred to sugar solution ?
(b)   A red blood cell is kept in concentrated saline solution ?
(c)    The plasma membrane of a cell breaks down?
(d)   Rheo leaves are boiled in water first and then a drop of sugar syrup is put on it?
(e)   Golgi apparatus is removed from the cell ?
Q4 How are chromatin ,chromatid and chromosomes related to each other ?
Q5 Which kind of plastid is more common in
(a)    Roots of the plant
(b)   Leaves of the plant
(c)    Flowers and fruits 
Note—Develop habit of  newspaper reading   regularly and search any article /latest development or any research  appearing in the newspaper and paste the cutting .